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Folks post crime and flatulence online

The Internet is a fast and furious way to get your message to the masses.

We thought that was common knowledge.

Based on what some folks post online for the world to see, however, they are either lacking that common knowledge or plain common sense.

The latest idiotic posting was a video of an Arizona guy sexually assaulting his passed-out girlfriend, according to a report in The Associated Press.

Man posted sexual assault on Internet, court files say, The Associated Press

PHOENIX — A Phoenix man was arrested after police say he sexually assaulted his girlfriend while she was passed out and broadcast it live on the Internet, according to a court document obtained Tuesday.

Jonathan Richard Hock, 20, was arrested Monday on two counts of sexual assault, one count of kidnapping and one count of taking a surreptitious photo, according to a probable-cause statement filed in Maricopa County Superior Court.

The court document said Hock set up a computer Web camera and sexually assaulted his girlfriend of two weeks in her bedroom as she was unconscious from drinking alcohol on Feb. 26. The woman is 20 years old.

At least such idiotic postings make the cops’ job easier.

Another inane posting recently got two Domino’s pizza makers in trouble.

Domino’s Pizza Workers Who Videotaped Themselves Passing Gas on Food Face Felony Charges, FOX News

Two Domino’s Pizza employees in North Carolina face felony charges after a video showed them passing gas on salami, stuffing cheese up their nostrils — then using the foul fixins’ in the fast food.

Here’s a hint: If you do anything illegal, immoral or that will get you fired, it’s best not to post it on the Internet.

What’s the dumbest posting you’ve ever seen?

What’s the dumbest thing you ever posted?

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Bus rates go up

Starting Aug. 1, bus riders will be paying more for a fine ride on a Sun Tran around town.

Transit Fare Increase Approved, Sun Tran news release

TUCSON, Ariz. – At a public hearing held yesterday, City of Tucson Mayor and Council voted to approve a transit
fare increase effective August 1, 2009.

Sun Tran’s one-way full fare will increase from $1 to $1.25, the express fare from $1 to $1.50, and the day pass from $2 to $3.  Sun Van’s one-way full fare
will increase from $2 to $2.50. All economy fares remain unchanged for both systems.

I’ve never ridden a Sun Tran, but $1.25 still seems reasonable for a fare.

New York City subways and buses are up to $2 per ride. But then again, each NYC ride comes with a full comedy show.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen on a Tucson bus?

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Dying for a drink

The urge to get totally obliterated can be fully understood.

But some will go to great – and deadly lengths – to achieve it.

Like the southern Arizona artist who drank homemade liquor laced with the same stuff put in fuel, paint and formaldehyde.

Might as well slam a bottle of nail polish remover while you’re at it.

Bisbee artist among 25 killed by tainted liquor, The Associated Press
Artist Rose Johnson, an English-born painter and muralist who spent more than 20 years working in Phoenix and Bisbee, was among 25 people who died after drinking homemade liquor in Indonesia.

Johnson, 48, was one of at least four foreigners who died in the past two weeks after drinking homemade liquor laced with methanol on the resort islands of Bali and Lombok.

In Indonesia, police spokes-man Gde Sugianyar said that 20 others fell ill and were hospitalized after consuming home-brewed rice liquor, arak.

He said two people had been detained in connection with the poisonings.

Methanol, also known as wood alcohol, can be used for fuel and is an ingredient in formaldehyde as well as plastics and paints.

Alcohol is heavily taxed in Indonesia, the world’s most-populous Muslim nation, and the high prices have spawned a huge black market for wine and liquor.

Speedballs, anyone?

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Hunky Egyptian finds new home

We’ve all be writhing awake at night wondering if the sole remaining statue at Magic Carpet Golf – the sizable sphinx – would ever be adopted.

It did, thanks to Charlie Spillar.

Artist Spillar has now found new homes for all of the colossal, concrete statues that graced the miniature golf course that’s destined to become a car lot.

Photo by John Meyer
Photo by John Meyer
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Photo by John Meyer

The mammoth sphinx was the last man standing – and a tough one to place.

“People would call and say they are interested in the sphinx, but when they came to look they would realize it’s not something they can put in their front yard,” Spillar said.

Spillar, who was honored by Tucson’s mayor and city council for his statue efforts, did not yet disclose the hunky Egyptian’s new location.

But I bet once it’s up we won’t be able to miss it.

With all the quirky pieces of Tucson, and other Americana, slowly becoming extinct, Spillar needs to be applauded for helping some kooky stuff live on.

Way to go, Charlie.

Since he’s so effective at successful adoptions, perhaps his next step should be working with our animal shelters….

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Odd Pueblo: Rattlesnake Bridge

Odd Pueblo is a feature of funky stuff around town.
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The amazing structure called the Rattlesnake Bridge snakes across Broadway near downtown Tucson.

Conceived by artist Simon Donovan, the bridge has won a number of awards for its unique metalwork and ability to reproduce a diamondback rattlesnake that will not kill you.

Many think the bridge is just part of an overall scheme to get from point A to point B. But we know better.

Sure, the bridge does add to the really neat plan to make Tucson totally accessible by bicycle, Segway and on foot while avoiding major roadways. Yet it has a deeper meaning and power.

An ancient Broadway legend has it that if you cross the bridge anywhere from one to six times you will be protected from rattlesnake bites during December. Cross it seven to 12 times and your protection extends to the remainder of the year. Cross it the unlucky 13 times and you better just stay home since rattlesnakes will purposely seek you out.

All protection, however, will be voided if you romp about barefoot in rattlesnake territory without watching your step.

More bridge photos.

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This Odd Pueblo was brought to you thanks to reader L.L.

Do you know of any funky, funny or somewhat strange stuff around town? E-mail a photo and/or description to rynski@tucsoncitizen.com.

I will not necessarily research why it’s there or where it came from, but I will come up with several humorous theories.

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