Septic Bucket List: A Bucket List You Don’t Want to Miss

Dating an astronaut. Becoming an astronaut. Learning to speak Swahili. Your bucket list may be packed with all kinds of glorious things you want to do before you die; some tangible, some fantastical and some just for the fun of the thought. And the thought of certain activities can be much more exciting that actually completing them. Think climbing Mount Everest or breeding lemurs. That makes the traditional bucket list a bit impractical. The traditional list also has another factor working against it. Although the phrase and concept of a bucket list have been kicking around for years (excuse the…

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How to Fix Your Brother Printer When It Goes Offline

  Send about 35 pages to print, expecting printer to work like it usually does. Get the ERROR message on the side of your computer screen that says PRINTER OFFLINE. Restart computer. Do load of laundry while waiting for extensive computer rebooting process. Try sending pages to print again. Enjoy repeat performance of PRINTER OFFLINE show. Shut down computer. Shut down power strip on printer, which involves gently moving cumbersome, expensive brick kiln you bought to make silver jewelry and then stored on a rolling platform thing under the desk. Turn on computer. Turn on power strip for printer. Move…

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