Pampered pooches Gigi and Elmo go camping for the very first time.
— There’s only so much disco you can take, even dear Donna Summer. — All other cars on the road are there to test your patience, block your way. — Distance looks shorter on a map, time goes faster when you hide the clock. — You’ll remember you forgot paper towel when your dog pukes in the back. — That journey stuff is bullshit when you’re still four hours from destination. — Whining and scratching at doors is the dog version of “Are we there yet?” — -ryn gargulinski.05.20.16
dogs elmo and gigi’s new year’s resolutions
things NOT to do before you die