Forget the toaster and silver platter – wow the new couple instead with fully customized Wedding Lucky Voodoo Dolls.
Please note – these are LUCKY Voodoo Dolls, which means they only bring good things as long as you open your mind enough to enjoy them.
No black magic here. That stuff is way too scary.
The Lucky Voodoo Dolls are instead created with love and joy and blessed with the same – a perfect gift for the newlywed couple, as long as the couple, of course, has a sense of humor.
Dolls measure approx. 12 inches high and created with recycled fabrics, gems, hardware parts and other items. Heads are lightweight Model Magic clay. Body frames from sticks lovingly culled from the Rillito River wash in Tucson. Sticks used to come from the yard of a Brooklyn church but I moved.
Dolls are fully customized and shipped priority mail one week after order is confirmed.
Wedding Lucky Voodoo Dolls are a blessing at $110 per pair, plus $15 shipping and handling in the U.S.
Dolls pictured are general examples and not the dolls you will get. Your order is fully customized to your specifications. E-mail details to email@example.com.
Also keep our JUMBO Lucky Voodoo Dolls in mind, which stand about 24″ tall and go for $95 each, or $180 per pair, plus $15 shipping. This order is for a standard-size couple.
This little wacky tube man, original Tube Man’s little brother, guards your home, yard or gazebo with his silly expression and gracious cloak of soothing blue.
Lightweight metal hollow tube makes excellent body to insert wire or stick him on a fence post or gazebo border, as seen here.
Purple and blue hues make tube man jr. a stealthy little sentinel who can creep up on people before they even know he’s there.
Fully weatherproof for indoor or outdoor use. Bent metal edge top and finished bottom for safety. Wires easily to existing structures. Looks fabulous on a porch or deck post.
Wacky Tube Man Jr. measures approx. 19 inches high with a base approx. 5 inches round, although the base has been flattened a bit to give him a wider face.
Like the original Tube Man, Tube Man Jr.’s body is some kind of metal vent usually used in house construction. He’s one of my fine debris art pieces. See more at RYNdustries shop, including Wacky Tube Man Sr.
Kooky Tube Man Jr. is $49, with $9 shipping and handling in U.S.
Custom orders always welcome. Maybe you want an orange and purple tube dog or cat. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org for more info.
Treat yourself – or your slovenly friends – to the delightful yet harrowing modern fable of what can happen when kids don’t clean up after themselves.
NOTE: Post and book both updated as of 2017. Now it’s a real book book instead of Xeroxed, stapled book (and it still freaks people out).
Skunks, skinks, skanks – you name it. Whatever you want to avoid and want to warn others to avoid can be colorfully displayed on a durable, weatherproof, fully personalized BEWARE OF sign.
Jazz up your yard or home with a custom sign touting your very own warning.
This particular fellow, a happy dog cautioning folks to “Beware of Trees” was a custom order for a woman’s sister who has two golden retrievers named Willow and Timber. I adored this creative order. He’s not for sale, as he’s already in his new home, but he’s serving as an example.
All animals or other characters, colors and expressions welcome. Faces range from the happy tree dog, complete with his tongue hanging out of his smile, to the ominous, angry expressions with big, sharp teeth. Sheepish is always a comical expression.
Other bewares have included Beware of Demons, Beware of Bugs and Beware of Things that Bite. Top sellers are always Beware of Dog and, for some strange reason, the humorous Beware of Puking Cat.
Mix it up a bit with a Beware of Puking Dogs or Beware of Dog Doo.
The world – and sign shape and text – is yours for the taking.
Prices depend in sizes, with the pictured Beware of Trees approx. 18 wide x 14 high for $45.
A sign sized approximately 16 wide x 12 high is $40 and a sign sized 14 wide x 10 high is $35.
Go even larger for more impact.
Custom signs shipped one week after order confirmation.
All signs completely weatherproof for indoor and outdoor use. Filed edges for safety, wire loop for easy hanging.
Please e-mail email@example.com for more information or to add further details to your order.