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Custom Kitty Cat Sign: Pick Your Color, Your Text, Your Size

If your kitty cat has a mind of his own – and what cat doesn’t?! – you may want to forewarn your fellows with this handy dandy Beware of Cat sign.

Pick the color and size for your custom cat sign, with the standard sizes and prices below:

Prices depend on sizes:

  • $49 for LG sign approx. 18 by 14 inches
  • $44 for MED sign approx. 16 by 12 inches
  • $39 for SM sign approx. 14 by 10 inches

I’ve done cats in the standard orange and grey as well as pukey green, neat-o blue and with text that says “Beware of Elmo.”

This order form is for the large sign, approx. 16 wide by 18 high. Please specify if you want a different size and I can set up a custom order form!


Kooky kitty cat is made out of sheet metal and weather-resistant. Filed edges for safety. Wire loop for easy hanging. Scares dogs upon viewing (maybe).

For more info or to add details to your order, email

Order one now on Etsy.

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Custom Cat Signs: Beware of Cat, Don’t Mess with Cat, Puking Cats

freaky cat sign

Cats and cat lovers take center stage with a fine array of feline signs. Custom sign choices include Beware of Cat signs, Don’t Mess with Cat signs, and the best-selling Beware of Puking Cats that warns to watch where you step.


Custom cat sign options for the Beware of Cat and Don’t Mess with Cat are a sitting cat with his head held high or a cat lying on its side.

Puking cats are all sitting up since that’s the most effective way to puke.

Colors and sizes are you choice, as are any personal options such as “Beware of Jenny” if your cat is named Jenny.

Why you need it:
No one likes to step in cat puke. And the warning signs help ensure annoying people don’t start poking at your cat.

How I made it:

Metal yard art is created with love and care by first cutting out shape from sheet metal, filing down the edges with a Dremel and pounding out kinks with a flat hammer and anvil combination that the neighbors and my dogs hate.

Weather resistant, rust-resistant paint finished off with clear coat.
Wire loop for easy hanging. Two-tone body hues.

Prices depend on sizes:

  • $49 for LG sign approx. 18 by 14 inches
  • $44 for MED sign approx. 16 by 12 inches
  • $39 for SM sign approx. 14 by 10 inches

Go even larger for more impact.

Please e-mail for a custom order or for more information.

Custom art ships out in five business days at most; typically sooner.

Buy one now on Etsy (whee)!

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Beware of Cat: Orange Metal Sign Named Mason

Cats can be just as effective as dogs when it comes to protecting your home or yard. Just ask Mason.

This fine feline is ready to hiss at prowlers to keep you safe. Perhaps he’s reminiscent of your own cat who doesn’t like anyone but you.

Weatherproof for indoor or outdoor use, wire loop for easy hanging, approx 14 high x 12 wide.

Marvelously menacing Mason Beware of Cat priced at $34, plus $9 shipping and handling in U.S.

If Mason is not the cat’s pajamas for you, custom order a Beware of Kitten – or any animal – sign, with the colors of your choice. E-mail