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Help Monster: Metal Yard Art Sign Eats Pain and Anguish

help monster yard art
 
The Help Monster, also known as the Pain and Anguish Eater, is a must for those experiencing the modern-day crap this world throws at us.

He’s a fun, lovable chap with four cute little appendages, big, bold eyes, a fun and funky body design and a giant mouth that greedily gobbles all your anguish so you no longer have to deal with it.

Mine seems to get fatter by the day.

He can be personalized with your name on the side so the Help Monster knows exactly which woes to target.

The Help Monster pictured is the prototype, as well as the one that has been ingesting my anguish, so any orders will be custom made. Please specify color and name you want on the Help Monster; if neither is specified, a purple Help Monster with no name will be sent your way.

Why you need it:
Crappy economy, crappy job – crappy life. Decimated job market, foreclosures popping up like weeds…need we go on?

How I made it:
Metal yard art is created with love and care by first cutting out shape from sheet metal, filing down the edges with a Dremel and pounding out kinks with a flat hammer and anvil combination that the neighbors and my dogs hate. Spray paint, hand-painted lettering and clear coat follows.

Specs:
Approx. 10 inches wide by 10 inches high.
Weather resistant, rust-resistant paint finished off with clear coat.
Wire loop for easy hanging. Two-tone body hues.

Variations:
Custom orders always welcome! Can go bigger or smaller with Help Monster, or even him having screaming “Help” in Spanish, Chinese or French. Any color is fair game. To place a custom order or more info, e-mail ryngargulinski@hotmail.com

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Filed Under: about, art, metal outdoor indoor art, SHOP art, voodoo Tagged With: crappy economy, fix economic condition, good luck charm, help for anguish, help for crappy life, help for foreclosure, help for pain, help monster, pain and anguish, wacky metal yard art

Lucky Hairball: Dog Fur Good Luck Charm w/ FREE dog photo

Good luck, fame and fortune may be yours with this amazing Lucky Hairball.

This gnarled knot of dog fur was carefully culled and cut from behind the left ear of my handsome hound Sawyer.

Lucky hairball adds a splash of panache to any home or office – not to mention all the conversation it will bring.

Approx. 5 inches long, including the lengthy, feathered tail, the Lucky Hairball’s head is about 1 inch round.

Twisted wire at his neck spirals down so you can easily attach him to picture frames, knick-knacks, window blind cords or insert him into floral arrangements and house plants.

Also makes great friendly face attached to the top of your computer with a simple piece of tape.

Autographed photo of Sawyer (pictured in photo No. 5) FREE with purchase.




Filed Under: all else, art, SHOP art, voodoo, upcycled goodies Tagged With: cool good luck charm, good luck charm, hairball art, sawyer art, upcycled dog fur

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