Result: Lionfish made of metal, glue, hardened clay blob, screw eyes and paint
I thought I was being really clever here, creating a fish where each spike/fin thing represented a different community to which I belong. We got the artist community, writer community, Reiki community, girlfriend community, sister community, daughter community, dog lover community and so on.
When I was done, however, I realized my creation for the topic of community was a poisonous fish that pretty much kills anything that comes near it. Hahahahhaah.
Told you this was insightful stuff.
Too bad I’ll be missing the group session on this topic as I’ll be out of town. What a doozy that one would be!
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Approx. 15 inches wide by 12 inches high.
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