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People eating strange objects, stealing hissing cockroach – Rynski Radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

People do the weirdest things – but don’t take it from us. Take it from the brothers who stole a hissing cockroach.

The cockroach pictures were too gross so we get a fish instead/Illustration Ryn Gargulinski

Or take it from Rhode Island Hospital, which recently reported 305 cases of patients eating strange objects – from pen parts to razor blades with toothbrushes in between.

Those stories and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Nov. 24 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

Songs that mention DREAMS are this weeks theme, along with our weekly polka fix and a goofy array of offbeat stories.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

Seems next week theme will still be dreams – just downloaded all the songs and WOW, we have quite a solid lineup.

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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 11/24:

Theme: Dreams, part 1 of 2

The Doors – I’m a Spy (Dan in FL)

The Lovin’ Spoonful – What a Day for a Daydream (Frank in AZ)

Blondie – Dreaming (Josh in NY)

The Smithereens – Behind the Wall of Sleep (Tom in AZ)

The Mamas and the Papas – Dream a Little Dream of Me (Cherlyn, Lizzie, Frank, Carol – all in AZ, Leigh in NY)

Van Halen – Little Dreamer (Radmax in AZ)

Pink Floyd – Julia Dream (Mitch in NY)

The Rolling Stones – Moonlight Mile (Stones always for Deb in AZ)

Electric Prunes – I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night (Walt in TX)

Jimi Hendrix – Still Raining, Still Dreaming (Benn in WA)

The Chordettes – Mr. Sandman (Leigh in NY)

Charles Manson – Eyes of a Dreamer (LePetit in AZ)

Flyleaf – Believe in Dreams (Beezel)

Avsenik Slavko – Grand Prix Polka (Polka always for parents)

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

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Sex sells coffins, chain smoking chimp and more – Rynski radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

Sex has been used to sell everything from food to Firebirds – and a Polish funeral expert company thinks it’s just the ticket to sell some coffins.

Perhaps he's looking for a cigarette?/Thinkstock

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Nov. 3 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Even though Arizona does not follow daylight savings time, it still manages to creep in and screw up the show time.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

Family is the theme for the show’s gorgeous array of songs. We’ll also have the weekly polka fix and plenty of requests from heavy metal to old time blues .

Thanks! to all who offer suggestions.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

Since FAMILY is such a groovy theme, we’ll make it an extended family and run the theme again for next week’s show. More FAMILY suggestions welcome – from mothers to brothers, aunts to in-laws, you name it we’ll try and find and play it.

UPDATE:

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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 11/3:

Theme: Family

The Who – Overture (Mary Jane in NY)

The Who – It’s a Boy (Still Mary Jane)

Violent Femmes – Gone Daddy Gone (Leftfield in AZ)

Violent Femmes – Country Death Song (Leftfield and KoreyK in AZ)

Tracy Bonham – Mother, Mother

Pink Floyd – Mother

Danzig – Mother (Jenna in AZ)

Led Zeppelin – Gallows Pole (Radmax in AZ)

Leadbelly – Gallis Pole

The Rolling Stones – Mother’s Little Helper (Deb in AZ)

Roger Miller – My Uncle Used to Love Me, But She Died (David in NM)

Johann Strauss – Tritsch, Tratsch Polka (polka always for parents)

Eric Clapton – Motherless Children – (Beezel)

Blind Willie Johnson –Motherless Children

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Man sues McDonald’s for making him fat, creepy songs – Rynski radio – UPDATE with playlist, download

A longtime McDonald’s manager said working around all those Big Macs made him a big man, gaining a hefty 65 pounds. So he sued the Golden Arches – and won.

Hefty hamburger/Illustration Ryn Gargulinski

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Nov. 3 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

A creepy song free-for-all from Rynski’s own music library is up this week – along with the weekly polka fix and a couple of suggestions thrown in.

Thanks! to all who offer suggestions.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: Noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

CALL FOR SONGS – FAMILY is an ideal theme with the holiday season bearing down. Looking for your favorite tunes that mention mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, great-uncles from Peoria – or anyone else who qualifies. Please leave suggestions below.

UPDATE:

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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 11/3:

Theme: Creepy free-for-all from Rynski music library

Afro Celt Sound System – Dark Moon, High Tide (Gangs of New York soundtrack)

Wendy Carlos – Music from a Clockwork Orange (see a movie theme going on?)

Primus – Over the Falls

A.R. Rahman – Riots (Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack)

The Rolling Stones – Dead Flowers (Deb in AZ)

Charles Manson – Big Iron Door (Loews Ventana Canyon Resort)

Charles Manson – I’ll Never Say Never to Always (Beezel)

Bjork – Where is the Line? (This song once made someone go home just to get out of my house and away from the song)

Eddie Blazonczyk and the Versatones – Day of the Wedding Polka (polka always for parents)

The Beatles – Helter Skelter

The Beatles – Happiness is a Warm Gun

Carole King – Ballad of Chicken Soup

The Kronos Quartet – Fall: three selections (Requiem for a Dream soundtrack)

Rammstein – random tune from unmarked CD (Radmax in AZ)

Pink Floyd – Don’t Leave Me Now

African Head Charge – Far Away Chant

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Stripper’s heel shatters man’s eye socket – Rynski radio – UPDATE with playlist and download

Going to a strip club can cause more problems than just getting busted by your wife – those stripper shoes can cause some serious injury. One Florida man found this out when a stripper’s platform heel shattered his eye socket – and he’s now suing the joint for $650, 000.

Imagine one of these heels in your eye/Thinkstock

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Oct. 20 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

ANIMALS are this week’s theme and we’re loaded with tunes mentioning everything from pigs to unicorns – as well as our weekly polka fix, of course.

Thanks! to all who listen in and offer suggestions.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: Noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

We have such a barnyard full of animal songs, the same theme is on for next week. Add more if you wish below.

UPDATE:

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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 10/20:

Theme: Animals, part 1 of 2

Iggy Pop and The Stooges – I Wanna Be Your Dog*

Pink Floyd – Pigs on the Wing, Part 1 (Oldwest2 in AZ)

Pink Floyd – Pigs, Three Different Ones (Beezel)

Pink Floyd – Pigs on the Wing, Part 2 (Oldwest2 in AZ)

The Rolling Stones – Monkey Man (Stones always for Deb in AZ)

Circus Polka (polka always for parents)

Beatles – Blackbird (Alan in Kent WA, Mark in AZ)

The Cure – Lovecats (Leslie in MI)

Rolf Harris – Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport/aka The Kangaroo Song (Walt in TX)

Loudon Wainrite III – Dead Skunk (Radmax in AZ)

Ted Nugent – Cat Scratch Fever (David in NM)

The Irish Rovers – The Unicorn (Anna in NY, Kelly in NY)

Elvis – Hound Dog (Kasia in AZ)

Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon (Kathy in mystery locale)

*One of all-time best songs, timeless in its tambourine

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Cheap yard sale Halloween decor really human skeleton – Rynski radio – UPDATE with playlist and download

One couple got the Halloween scare of a lifetime when the faux bones they purchased as $8 decor at a yard sale ended up being an authentic human skeleton.

No bones about it/File photo Ryn Gargulinski

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Oct. 13 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

PLACES are again the theme this week, complete with some wholly patriotic ditties in the lineup. Next week’s theme of ANIMALS already has some beastly requests in the queue. Please leave any additional ANIMAL song suggestions below.

Thanks! to all who contribute.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: Noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

UPDATE

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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 10/13:

Theme: Places, part 2 of 2

B-52s – Private Idaho

The Doors – L’America

West Side Story soundtrack – America

Rammstein – Amerika (Beezel)

Muse – House of the Rising Sun (Leslie in TX)

Black Moth Super Rainbow – Happy Melted City (Giovanni in MS)

Jerry Jeff Walker – London Homesick Blues (Radmax in AZ)

The Beatles – Penny Lane

The Animals – San Francisco Nights (for the 77 cats who need new homes)

Led Zeppelin – Black Country Woman (Linda in UK)

Madness – The Clerkenwell Polka (polka always for parents)

The Rolling Stones – Miss You (Stones always for Deb in AZ)

Kronos Quartet – Summer: Coney Island Dreaming

Kronos Quartet – Winter: Atlantic Ocean (listen closely)

Frank Sinatra – New York, NY (for Anna in NY, abridged version)

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