NOTE: This cartoon has been updated as the original had the guy’s friend being nasty. My household of one beau, three dogs and three rats voted against the nastiness, so now the pal is silent. (Actually, one of the rats said to keep it nasty, but he was outvoted.)
Say I love you! in a whopping way with our custom jumbo lucky voodoo dolls. Unlike the mean and destructive traditional voodoo dolls, our Lucky Voodoo Dolls bring fame and fortune to all people they meet. Well, not really, but they are made with love, creativity and customized to your personal tastes and interests.
The Jumbo Lucky Voodoo Dolls measure an impressive 2 feet tall, twice the size of our conventional Lucky Voodoo Dolls.
Our bride and groom voodoo dolls make a perfectly unique wedding gift, such as the couple pictured created for the happy union of a sweet bride and groom from Texas. The two were getting married in voodoo-happy New Orleans, but the dolls will be glad to grace you anywhere in the world.
For more info, order a single jumbo voodoo doll or to add details to your order, email firstname.lastname@example.org
If you’re not sure what this mutant thing is, you’re not alone. You’re also not alone if you simply adore him.
This mutant thing, which is named Cicero and kind of looks like a skeletal bat, is a funky addition to any home, yard, bedroom or garage door.
You can even put Cicero on your front door to welcome guests in his flashy way. Upcycled metal makes him as eco-friendly as he is gorgeous.
Weatherproof for indoor or outdoor use, approx. 20 high x 21 wide.
Wire loop for easy hanging. Guaranteed to make a striking statement wherever he may hang. Please note: Cicero has semi-sharp edges not suited for use near pets or teething children.
Too big? Too small? Too creepy or tame? Custom order your own skeletal bat, mutant or other animal in the colors of your choice. E-mail email@example.com.
Go ahead and let people know how you really feel – in a loving way, of course – with this heart-shaped Get Lost sign.
Ideal for a front door that’s plagued with solicitors or a bedroom door plagued with little brothers, the sign also works well for office and bathroom entrances.
Sickening greenish yellow blue hues enhance the need for people to flee.
Weatherproof, filed metal edges and wire hook for easy hanging.
Skeleton dances merrily, as any skeleton would as he’s scaring off strangers.
Approx. 12 wide x 10 high. Heck, get one for your back door, too.
This jazzy little guy goes for $26, plus $9 shipping and handling in the U.S.
Customize your own sign if you like. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.