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Rynski’s Wacky Yard Art in ACTION!

Check out photos from happy Ryndustries customers displaying wacky yard art and other cool ryn creations in action.

Thanks, folks – so glad I could make ya smile!

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Ryn Yard Art: Because boring yards are worse than boring people (almost) – 2012 update

Please enjoy the updated Wacky Yard Art photos snapped in my Tucson backyard in August 2012. It was time to update the previous pix, which are missing a lot of the growth.

Want some Rynart for your own backyard?

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Email for custom orders: ryngargulinski@hotmail.com

P.S. I once hallucinated all my art came alive and began to attack me. (Don’t worry, it won’t happen to you as long as you get enough sleep.)

Have a nice day!

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Beware of Grandpa: Custom Family and Friends Signs

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beware of grandpa sign
 
Perhaps your grandpa is a practical joker. Or your mom is a taskmaster. Or your brother is simply a kook.

Custom family and friends signs can showcase their idiosyncrasies – and add a bit of humor – with personalized Beware signs.

Beware of Grandpa is pictured as an example, although each sign is created as per your personal specifications, from the colors to the shapes – and no extra charge if you need someone fat.

Variations:
Custom family and friend sign options go beyond the “Beware.” Pick any saying of your choice with any individual of your choice. You can also go for a double-dose with a sign featuring a couple, such as the one custom sign pictured with a couple enjoying their hot tub.

Colors and sizes are you choice, as are any personal options such as “Beware of Jenny” if your cat is named Jenny.

Why you need it:
In addition to being the best personalized gift, the signs are pretty dang funny. They can also save lives, or at least obligations from chores, if you heed the “Beware” of taskmaster moms.

How I made it:
Metal yard art is created with love and care by first cutting out shape from sheet metal, filing down the edges with a Dremel and pounding out kinks with a flat hammer and anvil combination that the neighbors and my dogs hate.

Specs:
Weather resistant, rust-resistant paint finished off with clear coat.
Wire loop for easy hanging. Two-tone body hues.

Prices depend on sizes:

  • $49 for LG sign approx. 18 by 14 inches
  • $44 for MED sign approx. 16 by 12 inches
  • $39 for SM sign approx. 14 by 10 inches

Please e-mail ryngargulinski@hotmail.com for a custom order or for more information.

Terms:

Custom art ships out in five business days at most; typically sooner.

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Custom Cat Signs: Beware of Cat, Don’t Mess with Cat, Puking Cats

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Cats and cat lovers take center stage with a fine array of feline signs. Custom sign choices include Beware of Cat signs, Don’t Mess with Cat signs, and the best-selling Beware of Puking Cats that warns to watch where you step.

Variations:

Custom cat sign options for the Beware of Cat and Don’t Mess with Cat are a sitting cat with his head held high or a cat lying on its side.

Puking cats are all sitting up since that’s the most effective way to puke.

Colors and sizes are you choice, as are any personal options such as “Beware of Jenny” if your cat is named Jenny.

Why you need it:
No one likes to step in cat puke. And the warning signs help ensure annoying people don’t start poking at your cat.

How I made it:

Metal yard art is created with love and care by first cutting out shape from sheet metal, filing down the edges with a Dremel and pounding out kinks with a flat hammer and anvil combination that the neighbors and my dogs hate.

Specs:
Weather resistant, rust-resistant paint finished off with clear coat.
Wire loop for easy hanging. Two-tone body hues.

Prices depend on sizes:

  • $49 for LG sign approx. 18 by 14 inches
  • $44 for MED sign approx. 16 by 12 inches
  • $39 for SM sign approx. 14 by 10 inches

Go even larger for more impact.

Please e-mail ryngargulinski@hotmail.com for a custom order or for more information.

Terms:
Custom art ships out in five business days at most; typically sooner.

Buy one now on Etsy (whee)!

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Pink Flamingo Arizona Style: Quail in Pink and Blue

arizona pink flamingo

arizona pink flamingo
 
The Arizona Style Pink Flamingo is a gorgeous tribute to the Grand Canyon State’s mighty quail. It proves once and for all that Floridians are not the only ones lucky enough to have a version of this ever-popular and gorgeous bright pink flamingo.

Why you need it:
Pink flamingos are the ultimate piece of yard art – and you don’t want to be left in the barren dust. Besides, the Arizona Pink Flamingo ensures you are helping wildlife thrive by acknowledging its beauty in every form. It will also make your neighbor’s laugh, which means they will automatically like you and then you can get away with things like leaf-blowing all your debris onto their property with no repercussions.

How I made it:
Metal yard art is created with love and care by first cutting out shape from sheet metal, filing down the edges with a Dremel and pounding out kinks with a flat hammer and anvil combination that the neighbors and my dogs hate.

Specs:
Approx. 14 inches high by 11 inches wide.
Weather resistant, rust-resistant paint finished off with clear coat.
Wire loop for easy hanging.

Variations:
Custom orders always welcome! Consider pink flamingos of other regions, such as the Michigan-style flamingo that is a robin done up in pink and aqua hues or the Alaska version, which is a penguin sporting the same colors. Oh, yeah – you can also get a traditional Florida-style pink flamingo if you so desire.

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