what do sticking a fork in your eye and dropping your glasses in an outhouse have in common? 

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  • 22 things NOT to do before you die.

    Unlike the traditional bucket list that gives you a rundown of must-dos before you die, The Septic Bucket List outlines the must-don’ts. And you definitely don’t want to do these things. 

    Full-color, illustrated guide makes great stocking stuffer or bedtime reading.

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