Polly doesn’t want a cracker – she wants to defend her owner. This perky purple and yellow Beware of Dog sign is small enough for tighter spaces but big enough to make an impact.

It’s pretty dang useful, too.

Studies have shown only dumb burglars tread in yards or homes with Polly Purple Beware of Dog signs.

Order yours today.

Sweet Polly measures approx. 14 wide x 9 high and is fully weatherproof for her indoor bedroom or outdoor cabana. Filed edges for safety and wire loop for easy hanging.

Polly the purple pooch goes for $30, plus $9 shipping and handling in U.S.

Check out more Beware of Dog and myriad other animal and kooky signs around the RYNdustries shop.

Custom sizes and orders always welcome. E-mail questions or details to ryngargulinski@hotmail.com.