Ideal gift for the woman – or man – who always ends up dating the wrong sort. This comical sign displays an equally comical warning that it’s best to steer clear of felons, especially when dating or if you happen to own a lot of expensive electronics.

Sweet details on the felon include handcuffs on his wrists, a ball and chain around the ankle and barbed wire tattooed around his next.

He’s definitely a keeper.

Metal sign fully weatherproof for indoor or outdoor use.

Sign measures approx. 18 high x 12 wide. Filed edges for safety and wire loop for easy hanging.

Funky felon goes for $48, plus $15 shipping and handling.

Custom orders always welcome. Maybe you want one that warns about criminals with misdemeanors. E-mail for more info.