Friendly, colorful fellow promises to deter all nosy neighbors, disgruntled exes and all other jerks from your yard.

Send a clear message that you don’t take any crud – from anybody.

Great for offices and bedrooms or hung high on the porch. Indoor or outdoor use, weatherproof paint and metal with filed edges for safety’s sake. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Good ole Jessie is approx. 14 high x 10 wide.

He’s priced at an economical $46, plus $15 shipping and handling in U.S. – although no price can be placed on the joy having no jerks in your life.

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