This adorably hilarious sign is a must for some households, kindergarten classes or infected doctor offices.

Or it can just be for your room, all in fun, especially if you have a younger brother or sister.

Gloriously putrid greenish color adorns the rabid child’s body, complete with the ominous warning. The rabid child’s eyes are askew, half-bloodshot, and dizzy with delirium.

Great accessory near the bedroom or bathroom mirror.

Rabid kid sign measures approx. 16 high x 11 wide with a wire loop for easy hanging. Filed edges for safety to deter against tetanus. Having rabies is bad enough.

Fully weatherproof for indoor or outdoor use, in case you happen to have the rabid kids in your yard.

Rabid children sign is a steal at $47, plus $15 shipping and handling in the U.S.

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