“Two gargantuan sewer rats were battling it out in the shower, propped on their hind legs like furry fat boxers. If it had not been so horrifying, it might have actually been funny.”
Read what happens next in the new book by Ryn Gargulinski.
‘I Can see why ryn’s writing wins awards’
by Ryn Gargulinski
Rynski went from a scruffy drunken rebel without a house on the streets of New York City to an award-winning writer, artist and speaker thriving in Florida (who is only scruffy every other Thursday).
This book tells you how it happened, complete with handy tips along the way. Come along for the ride, and you’ll discover:
- How to get out of kissing a scrawny squatter without making him mad
- What happens when you drink an entire bottle of gin in 52 seconds
- Why it’s dangerous to date people who keep crossbows under their bed
- Tips for attaining, maintaining and falling in love with a life in recovery
- How to create a personalized spiritual connection that gives you everything you need to thrive…and more!
This journey of recovery and self-discovery comes with real-life lessons and strategies for making magic in your own life.
Written in Ryn’s brutally honest, no-nonsense style, get ready to laugh, learn and perhaps pick up a lesson or two about transforming even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.
‘Ryn is a Spiritual Powerhouse’ (and pretty dang funny)
I always knew I wanted to share my writing and art with the world. But I tried to drink myself to death instead.
It didn’t work. So in 1999, I got sober, got spiritual and got entrepreneurial, creating a mini-empire of products and services designed to happify your business, your environment and your overall life.
Here’s hoping my “Hell on Earth” book is one of them!
Self-help, lots of laughs, or both
How to Get through Hell on Earth
Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome
The 12 Steps for Everyone
Adaptation of the steps for folks not in recovery
Fun with Crystals: Workbook & Guide
Learn how to create a delightful connection with crystals
Little Book of Big Jerks [GREAT GIFT!]
Fast, fun illustrated guide for dealing with difficult people
The Rynski Doggie Dictionary
Illustrated dog terms, expressions and proverbs
An illustrated dictionary of rats
Illustrated yoga guide with skeletons depicting the poses
The Septic Bucket List
22 Things NOT to do Before You Die
World’s Best Bullet Journal
Raise your vibration, create success
The Boy Who Had Moldy Cheese Pizza Under His Bed
A horrible fable with a tragic end