People try to cry their way out of speeding tickets or make up some lame excuse to explain their traffic violations all the time.

But one Ohio guy’s excuse for driving drunk is a new one.

He’s blaming Ozzy Osbourne.

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Jan. 5 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

Songs that mention the WEATHER are once again this week’s theme and with a slate of cool tunes in the forecast.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley

For those who might miss the show, please check back after the fact for the playlist and recorded download.

CALL FOR SONGS: Oh, those sweet and silly tributes. Let’s go for songs that mention someone’s name. Lola, anyone?


Missed the show? CLICK HERE to download

Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 1/5:

Theme: Weather, part  2 of 2

Gene Pitney – Baby the Rain Must Fall (CB LeGrand in AZ)

Moody Blues  – Forever Autumn (Beezel)

Circus Polka (Polka always for parents)

Jimi Hendrix – The Wind Cries Mary (Benn in WA)

Katrina and the Waves – Walking on Sunshine (Andrew in AZ, who knows Katrina)

The Beatles – Rain

The Cure – Rain (no one would request this much rain)

The Cars – Magic (Radmax in AZ)

The Rolling Stones – She’s a Rainbow (Deb in AZ)

Johnny Nash – I Can See Clearly Now

John Denver – Sunshine on My Shoulders (Cerise in AZ)

The Kronos Quartet, Requiem for a Dream soundtrack – Summer Crimin’ and Dealin’

What’s the dumbest excuse you’ve used to get out of a traffic ticket?

Did it work?