You can kick off 2011 in a, shall we say, interesting way with a couple of calenders sure to inspire plenty of conversation.

If roadkill and nudie Barbie calendars don't work, try the Sawyer Says calendar at

One features 12 gloriously gruesome shots of roadkill. Another shows off Barbie – probably more of Barbie than you want to see, since she appears both solo and in some intimate lesbian poses.

Those stories and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Dec. 1 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

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Songs that mention DREAMS are once again the theme and we have a dreamy selection of suggestions waiting.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley


CALL FOR SONGS – Let’s go for songs that mention NUMBERS – calculate your favorite and please leave suggestions below – thanks!

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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 12/01:

Theme: Dreams, part 2 of 2

Alice Cooper – Welcome to My Nightmare (Cherlyn in AZ)

Walter Ostanek – No Beer Today Polka (Polka always for parents)

Roy Orbison – In Dreams (Frank and Leftfield, both in AZ)

A.R. Rahmen (Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack) – Dreams on Fire

Metallica – Enter Sandman (Josh in NY)

Fleetwood Mac – Dreams (Denise and Cherlyn, both in AZ)

Led Zeppelin – Over the Hills and Far Away (Radmax in AZ)

Molly Hatchet – Dreams I’ll Never See (Michael TwoFeathers in AZ)

Heart – These Dreams (Deborah in mystery location)

Aerosmith – Dream On (Cherlyn in AZ, Mary Jane in NYC)

The Rolling Stones – Wild Horses (Stones always for Deb in AZ)

Leadbelly – Good Night Irene (Beezel)

What do you think?

What’s the creepiest or kookiest calendar you’ve ever seen?