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There’s only so much
disco you can take, even
dear Donna Summer.
—
All other cars on
the road are there to test your
patience, block your way.
—
Distance looks shorter
on a map, time goes faster
when you hide the clock.
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You’ll remember you
forgot paper towel when your
dog pukes in the back.
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That journey stuff is
bullshit when you’re still four hours
from destination.
—
Whining and scratching
at doors is the dog version
of “Are we there yet?”
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