Going to a strip club can cause more problems than just getting busted by your wife – those stripper shoes can cause some serious injury. One Florida man found this out when a stripper’s platform heel shattered his eye socket – and he’s now suing the joint for $650, 000.
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That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.
Next show is Wednesday, Oct. 20 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.
ANIMALS are this week’s theme and we’re loaded with tunes mentioning everything from pigs to unicorns – as well as our weekly polka fix, of course.
Thanks! to all who listen in and offer suggestions.
What: Rynski’s Shattered Reality Internet radio show
When: Every Wednesday for one hour
Time: Noon in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST
Where: www.party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley
We have such a barnyard full of animal songs, the same theme is on for next week. Add more if you wish below.
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Playlist for Rynski’s Shattered Reality 10/20:
Theme: Animals, part 1 of 2
Iggy Pop and The Stooges – I Wanna Be Your Dog*
Pink Floyd – Pigs on the Wing, Part 1 (Oldwest2 in AZ)
Pink Floyd – Pigs, Three Different Ones (Beezel)
Pink Floyd – Pigs on the Wing, Part 2 (Oldwest2 in AZ)
The Rolling Stones – Monkey Man (Stones always for Deb in AZ)
Circus Polka (polka always for parents)
Beatles – Blackbird (Alan in Kent WA, Mark in AZ)
The Cure – Lovecats (Leslie in MI)
Rolf Harris – Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport/aka The Kangaroo Song (Walt in TX)
Loudon Wainrite III – Dead Skunk (Radmax in AZ)
Ted Nugent – Cat Scratch Fever (David in NM)
The Irish Rovers – The Unicorn (Anna in NY, Kelly in NY)
Elvis – Hound Dog (Kasia in AZ)
Peter, Paul and Mary – Puff the Magic Dragon (Kathy in mystery locale)
*One of all-time best songs, timeless in its tambourine
Good job on Blackbird.
thanks, alan in kent wa – and i owe you a frank zappa rat song – comin’ up next week as we continue the beastly and beautiful animal theme – feel free to pick any other animal songs you’d like, as well…
thanks, as always, for your comments and listening!
Hot Rats, or Rat Tomago?
Actually, you could do several shows of just Zappa animal songs. Here’s a few:
That’s weird…I hit enter on my keyboard to start a new line, and my reply posted. Oh well, try again…
Hot Rats, or Rat Tomago?
Actually, you could do several shows of just Zappa animal songs, not that I am suggesting such. Here are a few that are worthy just for the titles alone:
Deathless Horsie
Echidna’s Arf (of you)
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
Dog Breath in the Year of the Plague
Penguin in Bondage
Swans? What Swans?
The Poodle Lecture
Toads of the Short Forest
the request was for hot rats. but we love ANY rats! hahahah
also yes on the comment section sometimes acting weird. it likes to get testy from time to time.
wow-ee on your add’l zappa song mentions!
i’ll def keep them in mind as i’m compiling for the next animal show…what a fun theme, these animal songs.
thanks, koreyk!
Rockin’ show Rynski! From the polka to piggies…awesome, always love your show.
Do you know how long it has been since I heard “Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport”? Eons. 🙂 Great oddball tune. Dead skunk=Hahahahahaha!!!! Cool. Radmax needs a shrink… 😉
Keep ’em comin’ maven, YOU rock.
PS- I foresee a second animals week…
thanks, radmax! i have to admit i NEVER heard tie me kangaroo down before, opted for it as a request. that song is fun, for sure, esp when he gets stuck to the shed at the end.
…your dead skunk is in its OWN category – hahahhah.
thanks for your continued support and YES! animals again next week so please feel free to submit another request as beautiful as the dead skunk. hahahah
Ryn:
Had a chance to listen in to the radio show today, Nice Very Nice. The selection of tunes was excellent. Your talents never cease to amaze me, it is a great show.
I will for sure be back for more week to week when i can. Thanks for spinning the Pink Floyd songs.
yaaay, thanks oldwest2 – so cool you could listen in – and merci bien for your compliments!
glad to hear you’ll be back for more…and i may even throw in another song from animals album (perhaps shortened version as most of those are about an hour long – haha).
Ryn:
If i may i would like to make a possible request for next weeks show Animals Part 2.
Actually i have 3 songs in mind , i know the shows time is limited and you have many many requests, so i will list all 3 and let you decide if you can fit one of them in.
Return Of The Eagle – Craig Chaquico from ” Panorama” CD.
White Rabbit – Jefferson Airplane from “Surrealistic Pillow” CD
A Horse With No Name – America from “History” CD
ohhh, these are good!
will definitely get at least one of them in – i’m partial to white rabbit – even though it’s one of those songs that runs through your head for days on end…hahah.
thank you thank you again!