The Fourth of July can be all fun and games – until someone loses two hands and an eye.

Illustration Ryn Gargulinski
Such was the case three years ago for West Virginia man Jason Henderson, who made his own small yet powerful explosive M-80 fireworks.
All was going well with the instructions he gleaned from and chemicals he ordered off the Internet – until the last batch.
“Something went horribly wrong, ” he says on a YouTube safety video for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (posted below).
Arizona still prohibits consumer fireworks, but that doesn’t mean folks won’t use them anyway.
Fireworks aren’t the only things that can maim during this festive yet hazardous holiday.
The barbecue is a sweet little device, but it can light our unsuspecting bangs on fire as well as wreak havoc on the environment.

Barbecue hazards 101/Ryn Gargulinski
Yes, starting brush fires is one environmental issue, but another is the air quality. Barbecue grills can pollute the whole world with the flick of a flame, according to the Pima County Department of Environmental Quality.
“Summertime barbecues can be less polluting and better for your health by using propane or natural gas, charcoal chimneys instead of charcoal lighter fluid (and) non-toxic grill cleaners,” PDEQ says.
Even if you hate that oily propane taste in your hamburger, you can start the fire with propane instead of using that awful lighter fluid. Then shut off the propane and let charcoal burn naturally down to its merry little core. Or you can cook with a Far-Log.
Other barbecue hazards include using way too much charcoal, not cooking meat stuff thoroughly or lighting it up with wildlife living in the bottom of it.
A family of mice once took refuge in my parents’ outdoor grill. At least it was better than the time mice thrived in my washing machine, a bat invaded my living room or my pet rat chewed a nest in the leather jacket left on the floor for a couple of weeks.
Please watch out for the animals.
Other pets, too, can suffer during the July 4 holiday, especially if they are terrified of fireworks.
Keep them indoors with some classical music playing, but be forewarned Tucson’s classical station likes to throw in a lot of opera that may be just as frightening as the firework noise.

Trash pickup in Brooklyn's Coney Island July 5/File photo Ryn Gargulinski
Noisy picnics – or any picnic – can be another danger, especially with the tons of litter they tend to generate. Brooklyn’s Coney Island needs a bulldozer after the holiday.
Go for reusable dishes and cutlery, PDEQ says, so you don’t leave rotting Styrofoam caked with barbecue sauce oozing into our environment.
Don’t set up your blanket on an anthill or sharpened rocks and avoid hanging around any rattlesnake holes.
All these dandy tips will mean nothing, however, if you fall into the biggest July 4 danger of all: dressing like an idiot.
Please refrain from skin-tight flag dresses, flag underwear or flag bikinis. Not only does such clothing border on disrespect for Old Glory, but it is also a waste of money. You’ll only be able to wear the things on patriotic holidays and only then if you don’t mind stares and glares for your stars and stripes.
Instead, invest in some cool comfy clothes in desert neutrals, like khaki or beige. And just for an added layer of safety, make sure the material is not flammable.
[tnivideo caption=”Firework Safety from guy who lost both hands and one eye” credit=”YouTube”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ejj5TFvkjQ[/tnivideo] [tnipoll]
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Ryn Gargulinski is a poet, artist, performer and TucsonCitizen.com Ryngmaster who never had a flag outfit but does dig red shoes. Her column appears every Friday on Rynski’s Blogski. Her art, writing and more is at RynRules.com and Rynski.Etsy.com. E-mail rynski@tucsoncitizen.com.
Have you or anyone you know been injured during July 4 holiday? Please explain.
Have you ever worn flag underwear?
Hahaha, FAR-LOG, Ryn, I owe you so much, you get a free fire engine ride.
ha! thanks! i’ll def take you up on engine ride (i still get to hold the axe, right?)…
couldn’t let a fire safety topic go by without a mention of the far-log, after all!
Great tips Rynski! Especially like the one about not picnicking/camping out by rattlesnake holes.
I was up at Hutch’s pool in upper Sabino…had my rope around my sleeping bag and visquine under everything to guard against venomous reptilian nasties( both supposedly deter unwanted snakes)…and a dang skunk awakened me by licking my nose…eek! 😉 No, thank God the little feller wasn’t as freaked as I was, but the point of the story is that you can prepare for almost everything, but the ‘almost’ always seems to bite ya in the hindquarters.
One point of caution; a grease soaked wifebeater, a ton of beer, open flames and a coupla M-80’s is a recipe for disaster… 😉 Happy 4th of July!
hahahhaha! thanks for YOUR tip, radmax – about skunks liking to lick sleeping faces…and i thought phoebe was bad when she did that!
also very good recipe for disaster! can’t go wrong with that one – happy july 4 to you, too!
Hey radmax,
I awoke to a similar skunk/ face encounter while camped on the rocks above the falls in Salt River Canyon. I figure the critter was attracted to smells emanating from our cooler, which was only about 5 feet away. As soon as it wandered off, I moved the cooler a couple hundred feet away. I knew all the rules about handling food in bear country, but stupidly thought that since we were on the rocks at the river’s edge, and there were about 30 other campers nearby, those rules wouldn’t apply.
hahahhaha! safety in numbers…that one should have worked against bears, no?
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