Please note: “No” in the headline was spelled wrong on purpose.

Oh to be a spelling bee/Ryn Gargulinski
Regardless of how advanced or reliant on computers our society may get, some fundamental skills will always matter.
These include chopping onions, standing on our heads and knowing how to spell.
Four kids in Marana proved they could master the latter by nabbing the top slots in the recent Marana Unified School District’s spelling bee.
First place went to Alec Kuehnle of Tortolita Middle School, followed by Tortolita’s John Reynolds in second place and Marana Middle School’s Will Rochester and Hayden Price in third and forth, respectively, as announced in a news release.
Kuehnle may have had an advantage because of his last name. Wonder how many times he’s correcting that spelling.
These four will go on to the Pima County Spelling Bee on Feb. 13 at Berger Performing Arts Center at the Arizona Schools for the Deaf and Blind campus.
The Marana bee’s winning word was “summoned,” which at least the Kuehnle got right. The other three just better hope they never get a letter that tells them to go to court.
Spelling bees are helpful, fun and, at the very least, make sure you will forever remember how to spell the word that got you kicked out of the contest.
My word was “mannequin.”
Spelling bees could have also helped correct spelling errors we see around town.
One that comes immediately to mind is a sign at the Home Depot on Broadway that warns large vehicles not to hang around out front.

Ooops/Ryn Gargulinski
The sign reads: No Truck Idiling Allowed.
On at least one of the signs, someone tried to paint over the incorrect middle “I.”
Misspelling things can make us look like idiots, not to mention forever ingraining themselves in our brains.
One of my friends recalled the perfect spelling test he turned in back in elementary school. Every word on his test had its letters in perfect order. Except he wrote at the top of the paper: Sepling Test. He did not get 100.
A college professor, a native of India, was giving us the lowdown on the Middle Ages. He wrote on the board: Mideval Period.
At least he quickly realized his mistake and asked the class to help him. We have to give some leeway to those who speak English as a second language – and to Chinese restaurant menus – as our fair lingo is full of strange letter combinations and homonyms.
Why isn’t “phone” spelled as “fone?” And what’s with the silent “w” in front of wrong, wry and wrist?
Homonyms provide their own set of spelling problems.
The band was banned from the party and the bard was barred from the band.
Sure, we have spell check, texting slang and emoticons can that can portray a whole paragraph without needing to spell a word, but we should not let spelling go out the window.
After awl, even spell cheque kin steel get things wrong.
[tnipoll]
Have you ever been in a spelling bee? Did you win?
What words always give you spelling problems?
Have you seen horrible misspellings around town? Where?
Ryn, Have you been to: Grammar Girl http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com It’s subtitled \Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing\ and this site has been a personal favorite of mine for a few years.
thanks, leapingleon – i shall check it out.
i went for a quick peek and it seemed i was automatically taken to a survey i could not escape. is this site for real or spammish?
Let’s try this again. I’ve not had a problem getting there and the site isn’t a scam or anything, nor do I ever get pop up ads. Not sure why you may be getting redirected. If this doesn’t work, try Grammar Girl through Google. Works for me also. Hope you get there; it really is a resourceful site.
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/default.aspx
ok, i’ll try again – perhaps from different computer – maybe the mac is unhappy with site as even google search did same thing…will let you know – thanks!
hey leapingleon – the site comes up fine on my PC – and what a cool site! has tons of fun and helpful tips – thanks!
guess my mac just likes to block certain things – like grammar sites – the mac won’t let me on facebook, either. thanks again it’s way cool!
Haha! Mornin’ Rinsky! Forin langwiges giv me al kinds uv trubul and ar a pane in the but. It must b xtremly hard for foks to lern english kumming frum another kuntry. So glad I hav it mastered. 🙂 Actually, it is painful to see how some folks spell…typos?…forgivable…reading some stuff makes me wonder what kids are really getting out of our education system.
mornin’ radmax!
yessss – spelling errors can be VERY painful. i, too, wonder where some people learned the art of spelling. i also note that misspellings are very acceptable in e-mails and texting – i, myself, have used shortened versions of words (i.e. thru, rather than ‘through’). we must wonder if that’s where our language is heading.
or what about people spelling things how they say them -i axe if this is a good thing.
Morning Ryn! Morning Radmax!
The word ‘business’ is one I have to have mnemonic for or I cannot spell it correctly.
Ryn, I noticed you used the word ‘misspellings’ which is one of the most commonly, er, misspelled words in the language. And I went and used ‘mnemonic’ just to be a smarty-pants!
🙂 the Captcha: ‘was crosse’ (hey is that a Dan Quale spelling of ‘cross’?
hiya andrew!
hahah – did i misspell misspellings? or is my spelling of misspellings not misspelled? eek!
i know what you mean about certain words being problematic. i am always having trouble with ‘occasion’ and even one of my fave places: ‘cemetery.’
good captcha for topic – la crosse would make it spelled correctly, no? i’ll think it over while i eat a potatoe.
‘occur’, ‘misspell’, ‘separate’ and ‘receive’ are my bane
and no, you did not misspell ‘misspellings’
cemetery is a good one!
oooohhh, ‘occur’ always gets me, too. or what about his cousin ‘occurrence’ = blech!
‘separate’ used to get me, but i must have mnemonic-ized it – yes, that was smarty-pants on your end using ‘mnemonic,’ meant to mention!
Hey Ryn! I like to think I’m pretty good with spelling things in the English language…it’s those darn foreign words that get me! I try to avoid them whenever I can, haha.
I play an MMORPG, and I always find it funny when the other players start correcting everyone’s grammar and spelling. It’s just a game with a “chat room” so there’s really no need to be formal…yet some people need to find ways to be better than everyone else. In my opinion, there’s a time and place for grammar/spelling correctness, and in-game is definitely NOT the place for that, haha.
hiya jenna!
yeah, foreign phrases are def. tricky. i studied french for a million years, so i have an advantage on those borrowed from french, at least. but others – ugh! – can be trouble.
good we have a lot of borrowed french phrases – although they HATE borrowing phrases from other languages so they rarely return the favor – haha.
how funny people would take time out during a game to sit around correcting spelling and grammar. bet they are the ones with low scores. i agree, fast paced chat rooms and the like are not a place to write a thesis or quibble about spelling and grammar.
When my daughter was in elementary school, which is quite a few years back, she brought home a spelling test that she was very proud of because she had a perfect score. I looked it over and noticed many words spelled incorrectly.
I went to talk to her teacher about it and was shocked to discover it was common practice to teach what she called ‘creative spelling’. In other words, as long as the word sounded out right, it was marked correct. (fair could be fare or phare and be right) I couldn’t believe it, but it may be why spelling is going down the tubes.
Off topic, but just as surprising to me…when my youngest son (now 17) was 15 and we got his learners permit, he had to sign his name on something. I noticed he ‘printed’ his name. I was telling him he needed to sign his name in cursive and he informed he didn’t know how! I was flabbergasted! They don’t teach cursive in school any more!! I had no idea! I had to teach him myself. (this is a kid on honor roll who is super smart and I thought he knew everything)
I think we’d all be surprised by what the schools now see as unimportant.
Creative spelling? I’m glad they didn’t teach that when I was in school. Then again, I could have been a whiz at “creative math”, “creative chemistry” and especially “creative typing”.
I’m with you on the creative math..LOL
Wow! That’s surprising to me too! “Creative spelling” doesn’t teach kids anything except that they can misspell things and get away with it. Luckily, I was taught to spell correctly, and not to get away with “creatively spelled’ words, haha. As for cursive, damn right I was taught that too! Although, I never use it these days…so I’m very out of practice, and my signature just looks like a cursive ‘J’ with some scribbles after it. Sometimes it kind of resembles my name…lol. (You guys better not go forging my name on things now…I’m trying to build up my credit score!) 😉
Hi Azmouse,
I would have a real issue with someone teaching my child habits like that.
The fact that they didn’t teach your son cursive is again, alarming to me. Glad you got that sorted out.
I know! I was told ‘creative spelling’ is quite common in public elementary schools.
creative spelling is TOTAL BS!
give me a break. if this is sanctioned by school, why not take it to other disciplines, as pointed out by leftfield.
better yet, let’s take it to other levels for those of us who have since graduated, such as
creative tax returns
creative driving (if speed limit is 45, we could argue we creatively added 4 + 5 and added a ZERO to give us a speed limit of 90)
creative filling out of gov’t forms
creative insurance reimbursements….
i heard murmurs of cursive no longer being taught in school, but didn’t think much of it – but you’ve brought up one of its importances. if everyone signed their name in block letters, there would be more identity theft than their already is. anyone can forge block letters.
geesh. i’m going back to bed (haha).
What I believe is this ‘creative spelling’ and other allowances our children now get in school, also supports the theory of our twenty-somethings who expect everything for nothing. This all goes together.
For some reason our children are being raised to NOT feel bad or guilty and NOT be accountable, even for their spelling words. The teacher told me the creative spelling idea keeps them interested without hurting the child’s feelings or discouraging them. I think it’s to much coddling. ‘Johnny didn’t mean to hit you, Billy’. Well, all Johnny learns is that he can hit whoever he wants and doesn’t have to have any guilt or accountability for hitting.
A little guilt and humility can go a long way in having a kid who grows up knowing what’s right and wrong and feels bad about hurting others and can spell!
right on, AZMouse.
tooooo much – “didn’t want to hurt their feelings by telling them they spelled the words wrong” – i don’t know if i should guffaw or weep.
I’m with you. We should love our children enough to teach them empathy and to be a harda$$ with them when they need it. LOL
That’s love, baby.
yep. constant coddling just makes for spineless wormy creatures that have little character and even less ambition.
This has been troubling me for ages Rynski…is it yep?…or yup? Oh goddess o’ good grammar…yep sounds like something a toothless 90 year old miner or a small cartoon animal would say… 😉
YEP is the norm on the eastern seaboard.
YUP is southern.
yechsiree – is the toothless miner.
YEPPERS – is the cartoon character.
Interesting….. no illegals placed in the spelling challenge.
All last names seem to be of a different ethnic background.
What does that have to do with anything?? Seriously.
Cursive is obsolete – keyboarding is a much more valuable skill.
As for “proper” spelling – I’m qute satisfied with the current state of affairs – you can tell a person’s IQ from just a few sentences. Just look at moppy 🙂
Here is my favorite example
Oh jeez…and the guy has a mullet. Beautiful
tip – that is TOOOO funny – but why is the guy picking on the moran family? hahahahha
It may be different for the younger generation of employers, but when I was in the business of hiring employees (before I came to my senses), if I received a resume and the spelling was unacceptable, I round-filed it without much of a look. I called it “creative hiring”.
As an employer, I often had to deal with the sense of entitlement that azmouse refers to ( I have been told that ending with a preposition is OK now). Often, I had the feeling that I was the one being interviewed rather than the other way around. I think what some young people lack these days is real honest communist values.
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